The below bumper sticker slogans are to be shared by all.
I fish! Therefore, I lie.
I swerve for cats.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
If it is a man made world, why can't we remake it?
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse behind.
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
Clinton... Changing America
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
All Hummers belong in Iraq.
The Longest Sentence Know To Man: "I Do"
Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
Change a life; make someone feel important.
Signs on bumpers around town say:
Everything is possible just not too probable.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
If you really loved them they would be in seat belts!
Chevrolet: Cracked Head Every Valve, Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Don't like my smoking? Quit breathing!
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.